Job hunting means I spend a lot of time at home, alone. All that silence can make your mind wander to strange and scary places. Throughout these long, silence-filled days my dog, Koda, will go hours without making a sound, happy to simply nap in the sunshine. But the minute I decide to take a shower he’ll spot some shady-looking squirrels or an ill-intentioned bird and start barking bloody murder. This can only leave me to assume an actually murderer is lurking just outside the shower curtain.
Since they’re not particularly courteous to begin with I imagine they would choose the most inopportune times to conduct their murdering.